things i'm not supposed to do that i do anyway

1. sleep in my eye makeup
really, what is it gonna do? my eyes never get infected. i wash all the other junk off.
 

2. put q-tips in my ears

um, how else do they get clean? you just gotta be careful, that's all.

3. pick at my face
hey, you just gotta do it sometimes. this is the only item on the list that i would want to change. sometimes it leaves little red marks for a couple weeks..... yes, weeks.
 

4. use a scrub almost every day

i've tried to cut back, but my skin just never looks as good. i say, if it looks good, do it!

5. sleep on wet hair

can i help it that it looks wavier and better that way?

6. never use conditioner

when i use, my locks go as limp as an over-cooked spaghetti noodle.

7. twirl my hair.... constantly

it supposedly weakens your hair and makes it more susceptible to breakage. the good news is i don't bite my nails anymore.

there are probably more.... i'm just too braindead right now to think of any.